the tall blond guy goes to japan

I just had to share...

Canadian Airlines, Flight 004

I have an excellent seat. That's a good thing. On the bad side, the steak was horrid, the in-flight music is nothing but the Spire Girls, Enya, and listlessly-played Mozart, and the man behind me keeps kicking my seat.

To make matters worse, the two in-flight movies are "Home Alone 3" and "Disney's Air Bud".

I'm not making this up.

Right now, the little kid with the very clean hair is drying a dog with a leaf blower.

Update: Can this movie get any worse? I can literally feel my brain turning to mush.